Grif moment

When person one asks a normal question (such as why are we here) and person two responds with a tangent on beliefs or religion.

Simmons: hey
Griff: yeah?
Simmons: ever wonder why we’re here?
Griff: It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it. Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of... some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God... watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
Simmons: man you just had a grif moment

Bass

Bass is short for boy ass

Man I caught a large bass last night

Bro, pass the bass

Can I get a bite of that bass?