Colombian Breakfast

waking up and doing a line of cocaine to get your day off to the best possible start

Jack: "Wow Luke you seem very energetic and focused this morning!"
Luke: "Yeah I had a Colombian Breakfast, I'm feeling fucking fantastic! FUCK FRUIT AND FIBRE."

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Fur Burger

Hairy Pussy

Jamie: Your bitch is sexy fam! Did you hit that yet?

Rick: Yeah man.

Jamie: I bet you bowcat her.

Rick: Nah, thats you! I don't munch on the fur burger!

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Booster

Online gaming: A person who sets up a secondary account which they use playing with a rival team. They help the rival team to lose, thus contributing to the progress of their primary team.

Blaze: WTF!? I just got killed by a guy on our side!

Silentsword: Kick him from the game! Get a life you fucking booster!

Booster: haha! You got owned! Your side sucks ass! You should join us!

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