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The act of teabagging someone with poop on your balls.
Whoever falls asleep first tonight is going to get the two bean chili.
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When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.
Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.
Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.