Brotal Tan

An upstate New York tanning salon where you can get your "base" tan on or prepare for that upcoming Spring Break trip. Male patrons usually frequent Brotal Tan solo, and can be spotted wearing basketball shorts and a cut-off t shirt (arms cut). Monthly passes are usually purchased until a deep mahogany skin tone is obtained.

Dude, I fucking hate winter. I'm so white. Let's get to Brotal Tan!

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