Regis Philbin

Regis Philbin- n.
The act of waking up early in the morning , ejaculating on the spot between your partner and you, and finally kissing her gently on the shoulder so that she wakes up and rolls onto the soiled region.
See also 'Al Roker', 'Matt Lauer'.

-After going to bed angry, Jonny woke up Michelle with a 'Regis Philbin'. Good Morning Sunshine.

-Unsuspecting, Kelly rolled over to return the gentle morning kisses her boyfriend had been bestowing upon her, only to meet the luke-warm, sticky, nasty reality of a 'Regis Philbin'.

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danny glover

Danny Glover- n.
To give a 'Danny Glover' is when you shove your hand up a female partners ass, thus creating a fecal 'glove'. Then you proceed to slap her in the face multiple times, giving her a brown face to the effect of the black actor. Usually done post-coitus.

-Fredrick was impressed with the gracefullnes of Jonhnston's 'Danny Glover' as performed on Martha.

-"To err is human, to give a 'Danny Glover' is divine".

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