Dildo

An object used by many to pleasure different holes in their body.

It is also a way of describing a person who loves to fuck you over while you're not expecting it.

1.Marcy:"Sir, what is a dildo? I was playing with a stick & a bunch of older kids asked me if the stick was my own home made dildo."
Teacher:"A dildo is a toy ,adults like me, like to use for pleasure. But I bet your small hands can do the job."

2.Marcie:"Fuck man, my parents keep taking away money from my weekly allowance for no reason! So I bent over & exposed my asshole , told them they where a bunch of dildos & if they wanted to keep fucking me over I'll just make it easier by bending over for them.

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Hot dog lover

A guy, usually named Alex, that is into bestiality & owns a cligny dog that sniffs his junk a lot. He likes to joke around about bestiality, becomes protective & then deny any claims of it, but when you suck his dick their is left over peanut butter on it.

Prinssece:"I went to see Alex yesterday & I gave him oral. His dog was watching & his chode dick tasted like peanut butter."

Peaches:" oh, gurl he is definitely a hot dog lover."