spooky

Used as a noun, a derogatory and/or condescending term used to define a member of any given group of insipid 'counter-culture' youth that pride themselves on taking part in the contemporary lifestyle/fashion commonly referred to as " goth ."

The term is ideally reserved for the most whiny, hypocritically judgmental, or otherwise unrespectable sects of the "goth scene."

As such, " goths " themselves may use the term to describe the lower, less esteemed eschelons of their zany " goth " heirarchy.

"The SPOOKY wrote a heart-wrenching poem, about the Vortex of Sadness he feels whenever he has to go to Gym Class, on the wall of the bathroom stall at Smoothie King."

"I'm afraid to even go to my favorite bar any more. It's got a horrible infestation of SPOOKIES."

"Oh, you're a SPOOKY? Well, of course there's absolutely nothing wrong with being able to perceive the ills of society and human nature, but to react to this by whining constantly and dressing in clothing intended entirely for shock value (admit it), not to mention judging anyone who chooses to behave differently as meritless, isn't the most brilliant plan of attack."

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assless curlybird

a member of any number of species of grebes (a small, duck-like wild bird), most of which are only distinguishable at a distance from a duck due to their comparatively recessive hindquarters.

"I thought that was a duck sitting on the pond, but it didn't have much of an ass on it; it musta been an assless curlybird."

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