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Ronny d

Oh good ol’ Ronny d... this is the nickname for a drink that will go down as one of the best and most legendary drinks in the history of broke college kids trying to get blacked on any given day of the week. That drink, my friends, is Ron Diaz. Rumor has it that this is the only other drink, besides dos equis, that The Most Interesting Man In The World, Jonathan Goldsmith, will drink. It even comes with a black cherry flavor that tastes like pure gold in a plastic bottle. This truly is one of the best cheap booze options for us broke ass college kids. You really are tweaking if you aren’t drinking Ronny d with every meal.

Chris: “Yo dude what the fuck happened last night?”

Brett: “Dude don’t ask me, I blacked the fuck out at like 10 off that ronny d.”

Chris: “Hahaha ya same I don’t remeber anything past like 12. Man, that ronny d really does taste too damn good, its dangerous.”
Brett: “Ya, isn’t she the best!?”

by Brokecollegekiddrinkingron March 4, 2019