TikTok

A platform for lifeless goobers

That guy probably uses TikTok.

This sentence works because the guy in the example is a lifeless goober.

January 8th

Pretty much the coolest person ever if they were born on this day, they typically had a rough childhood, and is ever so slightly crazy, but they are at least an 8/10 and up.

1st guy: I gotta go find a person born on January 8th

2nd guy: Why?

1st guy: Everyone cool was born on that day.