1st

Expression usually given by brainless idiots to indicate 'first'

Usually in the conext of first comment, or 1st place, etc.

Usually it is used singularly

1st!

Dude, grow up

I stil got 1st fag!

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1st

A demigod amongst mortals, 1st classmen are the rulers of their domain. With an assigned rat as their scribe and pupil, these fearsome men and women are untouchable to all but the commandant's staff. Some chose to go to the dark side and join the ever terrifying RDC, but some purified themselves and became the OGA, CEA, and chaplains. The bulk of their ranks are comprised of first class privates, these 1sts are the most laid back people in the corps and ultimately they make VMI run properly. The officers of the 1st class are the most disciplined cadets of the corps, but other than parade and ceremony they have little control over anything due to the overarching control of the commandant's staff.

3rd: "STOP RAT. Strain HARDER"

rat: *straining intensifies*

3rd: *Incoherent Bitching at rat*

1st: "Rat stop straining, get your chin in third. NO ONE STRAINS MY RAT LIKE THAT EXCEPT FOR ME, YOU GOT THAT? Now go back to eating your shit and be gone."

3rd: *scurries away*

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1st

1st is the 1st thing you think of when you want to recall what girl you like best.

In your mind you'd be like:
Well 1st girl i like best is Jenna.
Next girl you like best still isnt as great as Jenna is. So yep 1st, last and forever the only name i recall 1st is... Jenna.
Actuall

Jenna is always the 1st to tell it how it is to your face. And yet, rarely has she needed to do so because she can hold good coversations, has manners and knows when to shut up.

1st Noteable thought that comes to mind when i think of Jenna is that good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave and impossible to forget.

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1st and 1st

1st St. and 1st Avenue, so called: "nexus of the universe" located by the village down in New York City. Term coined by Cosmo Kramer when he got lost in the Lower East Side.

"Where are you?"
"I'm at 1st and 1st ... wait a minute a street can't intersect with itself... I must be at the nexus of the universe!!!"

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December 1st

This is the day to send a nude to your fellow soldier that has just completed No Nut November. This is the first time your soldier will have nutted in a whole month so make sure your have the most prime picture possible.

Dude! I can’t wait until December 1st because that’s when I can finally bust!

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June 1st

The best people are born on this day! They are cute, fun, everything you can imagine! Say happy birthday to these wonderful people on June 1st

My birthday is on June 1st

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Feburary 1st

This day is for the more superior. People with a birthday on this day are amazing and doing great in life. Its also national steal a hoodie day! Go get that mans/womans hoodie!

"Its feburary 1st you know what that means!" *steals hoodie*

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