Sun Baiting

When you masturbate naked on a lawn chair in a public place

I was recently arrested for sun baiting

Spankcation

When you cross state lines to masturbate

I sent my 10 nephews on a huge spankcation

Caterpillar’d

When you pin someone down and fart in their mouth

Al, if you touch me again, I’m gonna Caterpillar’d the fuck outta you