House Me

something you say when you're smoking marijuana outside and it's windy. When you say "House Me" one or more people will block the wind by covering the pipe with there hands.

Damn it, I can't light it. House me, dude.

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Retardedly Drunk

The state of drunkenness where you feel like the equivalent of a retard.

I was so retardedly drunk last night to the point where I lost the ability to think.

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Oral Coitus

The act of mouth sex.

Man, last night I was about to have myself some coitus, but then she started giving me Oral Coitus with her fucking mouth.

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LL

Literally Laugh.

I was so high, I LL'd to nothing.

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