carriejob

an attempt handjob, usually performed outside of clubs on stairs, where the girl has to work really hard to try to enlarge the male member through silk boxers

Boy 1: Dude, she was totally giving me a CarrieJob when the security guard came up to us and kicked us out.

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kumpel

to say or do something but as a joke; to give a quiz and towards the end, tell the class it doesn't count

Man, our teacher just pulled another KUMPEL on us when he said that quiz doesn't count.

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