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Cimine

Horny nigga Ola bathtub fart microphone

Mr Cimine is horny af on twitter holy shit

Guy 1: yo is that Cimine?

Guy 2: yeah he’s horny, as always

Guy 1: yeah bro don’t look at his twitter following

by Broncosfan37 May 1, 2020


Nickeldumb

Offbrand pennywise

Nickeldumb lives in the sewers

by Broncosfan37 November 5, 2017

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Martins

Usually a Spanish name. Anyone with the last name Martins is automatically the most kind hearted loving person you will ever meet, they will always be there no matter what to pick you up when your down or even just to talk when no one else wants to. They’re a different breed of amazing in looks and personality and deserve the world yet the people who have offered to show it to them may have failed. They most likely have been through a lot of stress and emotional Trauma but instead of folding under the pressure they stayed positive and learned and grew learning from the experience. Martins’ are the best friend you could ever ask for and if you ever become friends with someone who holds this last name be prepared to love them like a brother because they will be around for the long haul

those two are either brothers or one of them is a Martins

by Broncosfan37 February 2, 2020

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Urbanski

little beta bitchboy, is an absolute creep with a smile as wide as his head but gives you those vibes that you should stay away from that person. Very short and has the body shape of a pear wears a lot of Broncos stuff and follows football mainly because he never goes outside and sits in his room saying he’s gonna be a football superstar despite never playing it once in his life. Urbanskis are usually very tough until it actually comes time to play the part and will talk about you behind your back but won’t actually do anything when it comes time to. If an urbanski ever has a crush on you just remember despite the amount of times you reject him he will not stop persisting to creep you out

Jeff: did you see that kid urbanski

James: yeah what a little bitch he was talking a lot of shit but told on me after I pressed him

Jeff: what a fucking bitch, absolute urbanski

by Broncosfan37 November 15, 2019

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