Karkaphobia

The fear of the song Karkalicious and/or the character Karkat Vantas. Both originating from the webcomic Homestuck.

"I have severe Karkaphobia, and i haven't even read Homestuck."

fortday

Every 2 months, as opposed to a fortnight, which is every two weeks.

"Yeah, I have a dentists appointment in a fortday."

Commander Soggy

Captain Crunch's arch nemesis, hell bent on making every cereal in the world soggy.

Oh no! It's Commander Soggy! Run!!!!