Slut

Your boy ( or girl), ifna when youse try to defend his honor, these shitheads clapback “he ain’t your boy. he everyone’s boy.” and theys right.

Shithead: I bet Joey-Bag-of-Doughnuts would like it. He’d even enjoy the splinters up his youknowwhatzit.
Me: Fuck off. Joey’s mine now.

Shithead: What? That slut? Sorry, bro, but I thought you knew. He’s the village bicycle and you’re just the latest rider.