Upstate New York

Any part of the New York State aside from the five boroughs of New York City, which are, in order of importance: Manhattan, Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens, and Staten Island.

Nobody gives a flying fuck if you live "near The City"; Long Island, Westchester County, Rockland County, Orange County, Dutchess County, Albany, and the like are all part of Upstate New York State.

Massapequa is Upstate New York.
Riverheads is Upstate New York.
Nyack City is Upstate New York.
New Rochelle is Upstate New York.
Watertown is Upstate New York.
Buffalo is Upstate New York.
The Oysterbay is Upstate New York.

FACE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE FROM THE CITY THINK ANYTHING OTHER THAN NYC IS UPSTATE!!!!!!

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The City

New York City, the greatest FUCKING city in da woyld. Everyone whose not from New York is a FUCKING BARBARIAN.

People who are not from The City, such as Long Island, or West Chester, or Rockland's Country, do not have the luxury of indoor plumbing as we City folk do.

But then again, we civilized folk wouldnt have milk or meat if it wasn't four the agriculture of the Upstate New York.

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