Chilly as a beetle

When you’re just so vicariously cold! You’re shivering your little timbers and shaking your bones. You’re chilly as a beetle, wishing you could be snug as a bug in a rug!

Damn man I’m chilly as a beetle

It’s so cold i’m literally as chilly as a beetle rn 😭😭❤️

Squenched

the act of laughing so hard your lungs tighten and squeeze, putting you in a few seconds of chest pain

“LMAO THAT WAS SO FUNNY I JUST SQUENCHED”