Applejuice

The charger used specifically for an Apple device

“Yo Silverstein! I need some applejuice.”

“Flynn, you know I don’t have an Apple. When is the last time you charged your charged your phone?”

“Dude, you’re so lame why do you have an android?”

“Because I don’t understand how you only use one button.”

“Forget it I’ll ask someone else for some Applejuice. Should we tweet that?!”

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Golden Moment

When you so laugh you wet yourself

OMG he made me laugh so hard I had a golden moment!

Pic-me-up

A pic of you for your boo.

Robert: I’m having a rough day.

Alexis: Babe. I’m sorry. Do you need a pic-me-up?

Robert: Uh yeah., actually. That would be great.

Alexis: Check your inbox.

Robert: Babe! I love you.

Alexis: And I you.

Pic-me-up

Lerayray: My boo is having a rough day.

Flynn: Did you send him a pic-me-up?

Kinga: What’s a pic-me-up?

Lerayray: Fo real?

Flynn: When you send your man a sexy pic to brighten/uplift his day.

I sent my man some pic-me-ups to help him through a rough patch.

Medium well maintenance

A woman who is not high maintenance nor low maintenance. She’s somewhere in the upper middle.

Flynn: Am I low or high maintenance?

Grant: You’re low maintenance.

Flynn: What about my social media?

Grant: You got me there! You social media is pretty high.

Flynn: So I guess I’m like medium maintenance?

Grant: More like Medium well maintenance.

Flynn: I prefer well done.

Grant: I rest my case.

DTL

Down To Laugh

I can say with certainty that I am pretty much DTL 24/7!

LAT

Los Angeles Time

Spence: Please call me at 6:30PM

Carter: LAT?
Spence: What’s LAT
Carter: LA Time, duh?