Siemen

Siemen is an incredibly intelligent human being. He's more athletic than Hercules himself and he's one of the kindest human beings you will ever meet. Sometimes he makes weird jokes that no one really gets and might seem rude, but he never means them like that. If you find yourself a Siemen, never let the crazy motherfucker go.

Do you hear that Siemen in the distance?
*Machika, machika machika*