Goof

A more clean substitute for "f*ck". Used when someone wants to censor their own language.

Man: How did you do on that math test?
Girl: I goofed up.

Man: What did you do last night?
Girl: Goofing with my boyfriend.

Girl: Hey, what happened to you last night?
Man: Oh I was goofed up.

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Burping on my dick

When a girl is an ultimate tease or blue balls you. If you need to go home and masturbate after being with a girl, then she just burped on your dick.

Jordan: Aye, how was your date last night? Did you do anything?
Parker: Nah bro, she was burping on my dick all night.

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