Browne Sugar

The sweetest, most delicious kind of sugar there is - only available from the lips of the one and only, the most gorgeous, beautiful girl in the world, H. Browne.

It's sweet and it's soft, delicate but overpowering, it will make your knees weak, your heart flutter and will take your breath away. It will keep you awake at night but also make you sleep like a baby. When I'm getting my Browne Sugar, I'm in heaven. It's more prized than diamonds, more valuable than platinum and it's all mine. There's nothing on this planet like it.

Ummmhhhmmmm, boy like him some Browne Sugar!

Hey baby, come give me some of that Browne Sugar.

I'm addicted to Browne sugar.

I can't get enough of your sugar baby. Come here and gime some of that Browne Suuugar

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Change name by default

1. What some understand the process of changing one's name by deed poll to be. Brought upon when the person explaining the process mumbles, stutters or somehow otherwise miscommunicates the message.

Person 1: "Mabe you should change you surname to Flynnie"
Person 2: - "Ohh, good idea, I think I should change it to Phlynmon though."
Person 1: "Would you really change it by deed poll?"
Person 2: "What did you just say? It's not deed whatever you just said Person 1, it's change name by DEFAULT."
Person 1: Baaahahahaha, I don't know what to say...

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Business is time

Crazy person for the original saying "Time is money"

Unsure how this confusion started, but most likely from, again, half listening to people when they talk, explain something to you or try and teach you new words/sayings/procedures.

**Whilst on telephone**

Flynmon: "Hurry up, I'm waiting, business is time."
Person 2: " I beg your pardon. What do you mean?"
Flynmon: "You know. I'm in a hurry and we're wasting time - Business is time"
Person 2: "WTF, haha, sure" **Hangs up on**