Penrith Panthers

The best footy team in the world. Even better than the Storm and Eels bc they are both shit.

Rabbitohs: Finally a five game winning streak
Latrell: who have we got?
Alex Johnston: fuck me its the penrith panthers we are going to get smashed.

19👍 3👎

Lucas Latty

monster cock bigger than Shaq's which is probably fucking massive

GIRL 1: OMG IS THAT LUCAS LATTY
GIRL 2: OMG YES IT IS. I WANT TO RIDE HIM NOT SHAQ HE IS BIGGER THAN PUNY SHAQ

2👍 1👎

Oscar Zamprogno

Prince of long dicks and love of Gmali

Girl 1: “OMG is that Oscar Zamprogno”

Girl 2: “OMG yes it is he is so hot”

Girl 1: “I hope he prefers me over Gmali”

Girl 2: “I hope so too”

1👍 1👎

Matthew

The hottest, sexiest man alive. He is also the king of long dicks.

"I wish I was like Matthew!"

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Jack O'Mahony

irish leprechaun who works at KFC with a retard ranga brother

Jack O'Mahony is a sexy Irish leprechaun who touches his ranga brother a lot.