b meme

A b meme is when you put your private parts in a flower before a bee pollinates it

Person 1: where Is jon doe
Person 2: he is doing a b meme
Person 1: eww i pray for that poor flower
Person 2: yeah the bee will be scared too

Tums antacid

A nasty ass reliever for those lovely heartburns

Bob: i have some heartburn mom.
Mom: oh let me give you some tums antacid.
Bob: do you want me to throw up asshole
Mom: thats it im gonna shove those tums up your rectum
Bob: noooooooooo

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