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what I did to my girlfriend last night.
I smudged her all over, she loved it.
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Having anal sex with a girl, then with shit on your weiner, you make her then suck your cock.
She wanted to be srulfed, so I did.
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when someone is constipated then you relieve them of it by having anal, which could result in shit all over you.
She was horny.. wanted anal, but didn't tell me she was constipated. I was the plumber that night.
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when you have a moustache made of jizzle.
you got a little.. uhh... right under your nose.
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To stretch someones rectum to the point of pain.
Man... Jill's rectum was stretched so out of porportion it was weird.
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