Sunday Squirt

1: Your weekend closer. The last booty call before you start the work week.

2: A Sunday afternoon outdoor patio/bar party with chill, good energy and perfect vibes.

I wanna head down to the Sunday Squirt and see if I can’t find ME a little Sunday Squirt.

Trouble Trap

A vagina so addictive that no matter what, it gets you in trouble, everytime. Examples of trouble: bankruptcy, lose your job, lose your house, lose your wife, etc.

Similar to ‘Drama Drapes.’

My girlfriend left me cuz I couldn’t stay away from my ex’s trouble trap.

Drama Drapes

A slut’s vagina. A pussy that stays open and active. The vagina of a girl or woman who has sex with anyone (or anything) with no regard of consequence. Drama drapes cause static among friends and lovers. A woman that doesn’t close her drama drapes will break up relationships and marriages, cause fights among friends and family, and spread diseases, while giving zero fucks about those affected by her actions. Nothing good happens when her drama drapes are open. Drama drapes cause nothing but problems.

Person 1 “Biff and Gertrude broke up after Biff found out that he had Syphilis.”

Person 2 “Yeah that bitch Gertrude needs to close her fucking drama drapes.”