Woody

Guy with a big wood who makes occasional errors around the nightclub whores.

“Who the hell is Woody chatting up at the bar?”
“Some slut who secretly has a buff boyfriend”
“Oh shit.”

Shilling

The item in which Shilling Boy carries on a day to day basis. Shillings are a powerful piece of equipment that can anger the supervillain called Shilling Boy.

It is the only type of money that CAN buy you happiness as they can pay for absolutely anything.

“Hey my driller, how many shillings do you want”
“10 shillings please!”

Bruce Rahman

An absolute stud renowned for his nonchalant and charming persona. His aura and testosterone levels exceed the average amount.

He is also known as the man who re-established the BBC motoring programme Top Gear, even hosting specials on Mars with his ripped father.

Many regard Bruce as Brad Pitt’s lookalike, except he pulls 10 times more hoes with his massive wang and can lift 30kg more on a bench press.

“He’s not quite Jeremy Clarkson but he can do a bloody good job at hosting Top Gear, don’t you think?”
“Clarkson would bug out on the flight to Mars without his cigarettes. Bruce Rahman on top.”