Idiosexual

Adjective. One who is attracted to neither gender, and instead partakes in chronic masturbation.

From the Latin prefix "idios", meaning "one's own".

Chris: "Dude you coming out tonight? Pick up some chicks?"

Danny: "Nah i'm ok"

Chris: "What about a gay bar, if that's what you're into?"

Danny: "I'm good thanks"

Chris: "Dude, you're such a idiosexual"

Danny: "You're putting me off here. Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap"

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