Foo

A very loud fart which is often wet, always segmented.

One day I was just minding my own business when I heard this crazy foo! The segments were so crisp and they almost ruptured my eardrums!

Farod

A classical fart; one that you do every day. A farod can vary from small to big, then large. After large comes massive. The massive ones can be heard from at least a kilometre away.

One day I was just minding my own business when I heard a giant posterior-rupturing farod in which had erupted from somebody’s butt.

Farod

A farod is that classical sort of fart that you do every day, which can be small, big, large, or over clocked so much so that it can be heard a kilometre away.

One day, I heard an extremely loud farod that had erupted from somebody’s rude posterior.