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Its a holiday that doesnât exist
Man today is national nonexistent day
August 31 otherwise known as fuck a loli day is a holiday in which you fuck a loli
âMan itâs august 31st Iâm gonna go fuck a loliâ
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When you crank someone you are dislocating their arms or legs while cranking that Soulja boy
(Crank,cranked,cranking)
man I had to crank that guy at the bar last night So hard he has to go to the hospital
September 1 otherwise known as National get fucked by a futa day is a national holiday somewhere
Man itâs September 1 canât believe I have to get fucked today
September 2 otherwise known as national be a whore day is a day which during you act like the biggest whore in the world and increase you body count by tenfold
Hey Jessica its September 2 you know what that means its time to be whores
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