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french word for egg. impress no one with it, when you say it, it sounds like you just tripped over your deformed feet.
"fry that Åuf, bitch!"
"wtf? you havin episode 'gin?"
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pedestrian obstacle course. daytime open air homeless storage facility
City Council recommends that passersby should not give beggars money.
If you give them money, they will just buy drugs or alcohol. Offer them drugs instead, eliminates the middle man. I recommend strychnine. Godblessyou have a nice day
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A Rasmus is a small furry nocturnal creature that's a cross between a koala, sloath and has large eyes like a bush baby. Rasmus or 'The Rasmus' as their known in plural, live on a diet of plants and leaves. These creatures are mostly found in woodland areas.
"My garbage was ripped open last night by The Rasmus."
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when an escping fart causes the penis to decelerate
yo fart ass just blew creme out
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thats wart we call dem neegros, yup, ah gorta go warsh my underwar now,
deej jew see thart cullud feller? he durn looked at that purdy wat gull
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