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Russell is a tranny who loves taking showers with black dudes and " His brother" Hint his name rhymes with Bryan. Likes Vitamin d milk even though he's Black Toes intolerant, and says really gay shit like " we're here, we're queer". Has a allergies to pork products, Duck sausage is a weakness for Russells cock holster but he makes do, thicker the better.
Russell "The Love" Muscle
Breh 1: Man Russell the love muscle did a really good job in his 1st gay porno.
Breh 2: Oh yeah how so
Breh 1: Oh man he took that black dudes 12" meat like a champ, Didn't even bat an eye.
Some lonely gay dude who takes everything to heart and asks the dumbest fking questions imaginable, Born into a life of homey gliding with his bro. Has partaken in lots of dick on dick especially in the bathtub. Always says gay shit like "Hey guess what" my house is 5000 Sq Ft cool huh.
Ronald Dickens: Hey does anyone know why there's a valvestem in my pocket?
Ronald Dickens: Hmm maybe I should go check my Gladiator, Wait there's a 3d printed penis valve stem cap on my truck!
Ryan Dickens: Yeah I put it there cause I'm a dumbass and can't keep my mouth shut!
Typically a ginger of the he/they spectrum, Very on edge and uneasy. This is mainly due to homosexual tendencies, Loves to have colorado campfires with his BFF. Is into porn Typically dick on dick and also has a thick fetish for trannies, Smaller the better. If you have gay midget tranny porn then he's your man. Doesn't like to work many hours, Probably mooches off a family member (sister) and likes murdering ground hogs and other fur bearing animals with explosives. ( think caddyshack)
Guy 1: Don't be a ginger baker, Hes a homo whose nuts.
Guy 2: Yeah he likes to peg his sister with a black dildo.