Bitchjob

The complete oppisite of a blowjob.

Chris: "Ah man Brenda just gave me a Bitchjob , It makes me feel as if the last blowjob I got is now null and void. Man am I ever the complete oppisite of happy."

Shawn: "Dude I fucking hope you pull through, this my friend is a sad sad sad moment."

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Ten Foot Pole Pussy

A chick that wants to fuck you but you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole!

Man that ten foot pole pussy is all over me, this party is a drag.

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Toaster Doobies

When you drop your joint in beer and have to put it in the toaster oven on low to bake it.

Oh no! I dropped my doobie in my beer, put the fucking toaster oven on low. BING, cool our Toaster Doobies are ready.

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Arnold Schwarzenegging

When you and your friend impersonate Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Chris: "AHHHHHHH, Get the fucking chopper down now, I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger not a girly man like Stalone. Dominique get down, it's the end of days but I'll be Back."

Boss: "Hey Chris quit Arnold Schwarzenegging and get the fucking back to work."

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