docs

Shoes or boots by Dr. Marten's or Doc Martens. Some of the best footwear in the world- even America.

Damn- I just scuffed my new Doc's!!

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wanker

The other contributors are correct in the literal meaning of the word as "one who masturbates", however in Australia, it is used more like a slightly more vulgar synomym for words like fool or idiot

Did you know Brad got fired again for stealing from the boss - what a wanker

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foron

The smartest and most physically attractive Madisonians to still be living in their mom's basements.

Holy shit, I ran into a foron in real life and totally creamed my jeans at first sight!

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shmelp

white, heterosexual. most commonly used in reference to a white heterosexual male.

Often used in a derogatory context as a replacement for words attacking less prominent groups of people.

That shmelp wouldn't know the first thing about booty base

Dude, why are you watching Friends? That show is so shmelp.

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BFiss

Similar to good, spectacular. Means something is perfect.

He's the One.
He's BFiss

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carpark

(v) to leave a friend/business partner in the lurch at the worst possible moment, while simultaneously rendering yourself uncontactable for an extended period.

"Just make sure you have a backup plan in case you get carparked."

"He eventually lost confidence in the venture, having been carparked by his partner so many times."

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kazakstan

Borat Sagdiyev's homeland.

"In Kazakstan we love animal too.."

"Then why do you kill them?!?"

"Ehh, for fun."

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