can't see the suits

said when one is soo horribly drunk/stonned that their vision is impaired. started on a trip to quebec city when one of the members of the group was sooo drunk, that he could not see the suits on the playing cards.

jamie -"full house; 9's to 4's."

brutus -"i can't see the suits!!!"

also!

guy 1-"hes soo can't see the suits! look at him stumble around"

guy 2-"man, he totally cant see the suits, he just grabbed YOUR girlfriends ass."

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