Mississippi Crane

When a guy sits on the toilet backwards, penis faced towards toilet water with intent to nut. The guy has no cleanup afterwards for easy jacking off.

Alex: Yo, last night I did the Mississippi Crane while my sister was in the shower!
Nash: Sheesh

Elai B

usually described by being a weeabo, also known as a weeb

person 1: Is this guy a Elai B?
person 2: Yes, he is a weeb, also known as an Elai B.