DTMBF

short for "Down To Make Blanket Forts". Like "DTF" (Down To Fuck) minus the sex.

Also a slick way for a guy to get a girl into a bed without saying "DTF' or "lts get in a bed".

Girl: I really miss childhood sometimes. Dont you just wanna be young again sometimes?
Guy: hmmm... DTMBF?
Girl: This is why I love you.

Barking Seal

When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.

Yo! Last night was crazy!!! Gave this girl a barking seal! She was squealin like a pig!

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Dubdub

Code word for "White people". Comes from "double-U". A dubdub is a Caucasian who perfectly fits the "white people" stereotype.

Guy 1: "Homie its f-f-freezing our here. How the fuck is Blake over there in sandals, shorts, and a beater?
Guy 2: "I d-d-dunno yo.... Mothafuckas a Grade A dubdub fa sho.
Guy 1: "Tr-tr-t-t-trillzz"

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pilmslt

Taken from the 2008 movie "The Rocker". Pilmslt stands for "Person I'd Like To Make Sweet Love To". Its basically a watered down or polite version of "milf" (Mother i'd like to fuck).

Yo man, i think im in love wit this girl. She's somethin real.. She's a pilmslt.