Anti-Vaxxer

Someone who refuses to vaccinate themselves and/or their spouse/children due to conspiratory/religious beliefs. Oftentimes, the person in question believes that vaccines cause mental/physical ailments such as Autism, AIDS, and mental retardation. It is a serious issue that has caused the return of many viruses such as measles and polio, as well as the unnecessary deaths, deformations, and scarrings of thousands of children. Anti-Vaxxers can be both men and women, and are generally either Gen X or Baby Boomers. Most of the time, they don't have any experience in the medical or pharmaceutical field, and simply choose to believe in Anti-Vaccination for their own reasons. When asked, Anti-Vaxxers often refuse to elaborate on why the Government would lie about such a thing. They also disregard decades of studies and evidence, as well as use excuses such as "Well, the Plague disappeared without a Vaccine". Due to their unfortunate predicament, many vaccinated teenagers turn to sites such as Reddit, Tumblr, Instagram, or Facebook to see how they can vaccinate themselves against their parents' will.
Synonyms: Child Murderer, idiot, patient zero
Antonyms: Smart Person, Good Person, Healthy person

Karen: I'm an ANTI-VAXXER and I've done my research on vaccines! The government wants us to get vaccinated so they can inject us with AIDS and AUTISM!
Literally everyone else: Ok Karen please shut up

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Stan lee

The one true God. His death was faked by the Government to hide the fact that Stan lee is, in every definition of the word, transcendent of death. He sees all, rules over all, and is a shining beacon to all.

Guy: Did you hear? The First Church of Stan Lee opened today!
Girl: Oh Hell yeah! let's go!

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