california conservative

A California conservative is an individual who identifies as conservative but operates within the unique political landscape and cultural context of California. Unlike conservatives in other parts of the country, California conservatives tend to hold a more progressive stance on certain social issues, such as LGBTQ rights and environmental protection.

They often embrace a pragmatic approach, combining conservative fiscal policies with a willingness to support progressive social policies. California conservatives recognize the importance of fiscal responsibility and limited government intervention in economic matters. They advocate for low taxes, reduced government spending, and a business-friendly environment to foster economic growth and job creation. However, they also acknowledge the need for certain government programs and regulations to address pressing environmental challenges and income inequality. They like shooting guns.

Tyler: "I never understood how someone could be a conservative in California. Isn't it all liberal out there?"
Ryan: "Well, being a California conservative means finding common ground between conservative principles and the progressive context of the state. We focus on fiscal responsibility but also support social issues like marriage equality and protecting the environment."
Alex: "Yeah, and we like to shoot guns."

ravenous

You are so horny you can barely control yourself. Can also be referred to as "rav".

Kevin: "It's going to be a dangerous night. I'm absolutely ravenous."
Ryan: "Christ, I'm worried for the women at this party."

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holistic fuck

Sex that checks all your boxes. Whether it’s passion, love, the person has the right scent, or the kissing is the right style. It has to check all your boxes.

Kevin: “Did you slay?”
Ryan: “Yeah dude”
Kevin: “That’s sick. How was it?”
Ryan: “It was ok. Wasn’t a holistic fuck. I didn’t like how she smelled and the kissing was off.”

emotional hook

A hookup that actually has real emotion behind it. Not a drunk hookup or a random hookup with someone you've gone on a few dates with that you feel lukewarm about. A hookup with someone you really like. You can usually tell if it's an emotional hook if you don't want them to leave after hooking up.

Ryan: "So, how was it last night?"
Cal: "Dude it was actually great. The hook is so much better when you actually like them."
Ryan: "The fabled emotional hook?"
Cal: "Truly. Didn't want to them leave right after"

Hierarchy of passion

Face is more intimate than genitals which is more intimate than hands.

1. Kissing (most passionate)
2. Blowjob
3. Sex
4. Handjob (least passionate)

Did you guys kiss?
No, wasn’t ready for that yet. It’s too high on the hierarchy of passion.