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A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom
Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didnât smell like vomit all day.
âThank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse dayâ
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The most handsome man in the world
wow, that man looks like a Brandon Sherman
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The name given to those defeated by the jews. The weakest of all gentiles
The other day in jiu jitsu, I was submitted by a jew. I am now know as toddjohnson
A tiny uncircumcised penis that smells like Korean BBQ
No girls want to date me because of my Ayzman
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The act of sticking 1-4 fingers up your opponents anus when ground fighting.
I got Gomez gripped today while training and shit my pants