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(1) The state of being in a committed relationship with someone who is not committed to the relationship.
(2) Not single, but not officially in a relationship.
I have wasted many years being an unsingle woman, giving my heart to men who never had any intention of committing to me exclusively.
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(n.) the name for a quick, mildly uncomfortable, slap to the head of a penis followed by an ultra-wild blow job with fast, head-focused bobbing action while slop-like food is in the mouth. This advanced technique works best on the man who hates surprises. It will cause simultaneous anger and arousal, and he will dominate the blow job forcing slop to go everywhere. A well-mastered pop-n-slop should be so messy that it causes the giver to produce involuntary pig noises while trying to catch a breath between thrusts.
The first time I farted in front of my boyfriend, I was giving him a pop-n-slop. He ended up fucking my face so hard that I gagged and farted at the same time.
Verbâa state of total mesmerization caused by delicious looking food where people will stare at food for long periods of time, either in pictures or in person, without eating it and think about how absolutely great it probably is while heavily salivating.
When Neil plated the puffy tacos and overloaded chili burrito with homemade guacamole, Jennifer was instantly foodnotized. All she could do was stare and drool over the delicious meal.
(n.) Erectile hyperfunction (EH) is a disorder of the penis that causes a man to always have a hard on. Men who are full of themselves and believe they are Gods gift to women are often posterboys for EH. Because they always have a hard dick, they will have sex with just about anyone, including other men and do not feel bad for letting the family pet lick peanut butter off their genitals. Men with EH think having EH is wonderful. They also believe everyone and their mothers want a piece of that. Men with EH are at greater risk for STDs, multiple lives, and crusty underwear. If they are not fucking actual women, you will often find them pretending to be taking a big shit when, in fact, they are jerking off in the bathroom.
In todayâs news, a woman who found out her husband has Erectile Hyperfunction and has been blowing loads in hundreds of women for the last 20 years, cures him of the disorder when she cut off his dick and threw it into the alligator exhibit at the local zoo.
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(n.) a confident woman age 35-39 who is usually out of the club scene but like to go every once in a while just to turn up. She easily attracts men who are younger than she is because of her beauty, wisdom and drama-free lifestyle. She enjoys girl trips, dick deliveries, collecting vibrators, island baecations, getting dolled up for dinner dates, drinking wine at home, spa dates, cooking to old R&B, calm bars and lounges, and weekends having nasty sex and watching movies.
Girl 1: Did you see your mom dancing with that college boy last night?
Girl 2: Yes! He followed her around like a puppy dog all night!
Girl 1: She took him home! Girl, Yo mama is a baby cougar!
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BLMAO is an acronym that stands for Belly Laughing My Ass Off. People usually use this acronym in texti when they find something so funny that they are laughing deeply, or if they cannot stop laughing.
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Girl 1: Oh my God, the puppy just peed on his leg! Lol
Girl 2: Youâre kidding?! LMAO
Girl 1: GIRL! That puppy just threw up on his lap too!!! Heâs pissed! LMAO
Girl 2: You are killing me! Stop! BLMAO
(n.) mamarateâa southern form of offensive martial arts, developed and practiced by mothers, that uses both bare hands and any surrounding object that can be used as a weapon to inflict intentional pain, misery, and/or death. Any circumstance in which an angry mother (see also Mama bear) physically attacks another person, especially as a form of justice for hurting one of her kids, can be characterized as mamarate. In mamarate, rules fly out the window. Due to the surprise, vicious nature of the attacking mother, mamarate is a very dangerous form of fighting. Often times, the attacker becomes so angry, she will black out and not even remember killing a bitch. Bystanders are advised to run and hide if they see someone using mamarate on another person. Though it mostly occurs randomly, the fatal and more heavily gruesome attacks are usually carefully calculated for an embarrassing death and double victory of sorts. Not only is it almost certain fatalities will be discovered missing genitals, it is widely rumored the missing genitals will be saved and later used in an attack on another enemy of the mother.
Mess with one of my kids and see if I donât open up a can of mamarate on dat ass! I promise youâll be sipping soup in a hospital bed through your last two teeth. Bitch.
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