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When someone inherits a large sum of money as a minor but their Executor of Estate spends it all before they become of age. Oftentimes the Executor dies or disappears before they can be held accountable.
My grandpa secretly gambled my entire trust fund away but died before I found out. Oh well, guess I'm just a Failed Trust Fund Baby... feeling entitled but broke a.f.
Horny a.f
- expanded* A medical condition involving abnormal amount of hormones flooding a person's system to the point they are unable to reason and rationalize clearly and can only think about sex. May act innappropriately in social situations because they are too horny to understand what's going on around them unless it pertains to sex as well.
Jay's a terrible wing-man! He's scaring off all the hot girls cause he's got no finesse in his game. He's so libido-crazed it's out of control!
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Designer dog breed that is a mix of a poodle and a brain-fried hippy. These dogs are chronic couch-surfers and are never far from their tarot cards and crystals. This breed's medical predispositions include drug addiction and delusions.
My roommate went on a narco-tourism trip to south america and brought back a Shamadoodle.. it's a cute dog but it won't shut up and has had no training whatsoever, just leaves it's steaming piles of enlightenment all over the apartment.
A slang term of endearment that literally translates to: Love Love Pussy Sex.
Boo Boo Kitty Fuck is the highest complementary nickname a libido-crazed individual can give to a female and should be taken to mean she is desired with utter abandon and considered the ideal beauty.
Jay: What's twistin' this bitches tit?
Justice: Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay.
Jay: They don't? How 'bout fine piece of ass?
Justice: How 'bout not.
Jay: Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you?
Justice: Something sweet, ya big goof. Something nice.
Jay thinks hard while studying Justice: Boo boo kitty fuck?
Justice: That's... a start.
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1. The plural form of bitchy adj.
A. Regarding multiple subjects being bitchy.
B. Referencing multiple instances of a subject being bitchy.
1. We all know Jessica is bitchy but you're lucky you've never gotten stuck with her whole squad! It was such a pain being surrounded by so many people being bitchies.
2. I love that kid but he's got the bitchies so bad that sometimes I just can't even deal with his bitchy-ass.
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1. The alter ego of an extremely entitled person while channeling pure bitchiness at anyone and everything.
2. The name of anyone being an angry bitch to any poor souls who happens to cross their path because nothing's good enough for them and they think it's the whole world's fault.
Synonyms: Ultra-bitch Super-cunt
Antonym: Canadians
Girl: "OMG! How dare they treat ME that way! Helllooooo!! I'm mother-fucking Jessica you wastoids! Why are you even alive?! Ew!"
Innocent bystander: "Daaamn, That girl's being a real Jessica! Let's get the fuck out of here!"
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A person who eats anything they find as long as it's free. Including but not limited to, food found in trashcans or left on other people's plates. Freegarians are regularly seen dumpster diving or snatching restaurant leftovers before the table can be bussed.
I was gonna get a doggy-bag after dinner but a freegarian got to my leftovers while I was in the bathroom.