homemade milk

THe shit that comes out of my dick when I feel turned on.

"I realised my supply of milk was running low, so I just made some homemade milk "

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hamster

a dirty little hairy rat that shits all over your counch and dies 2 days after purchase.

Kid: I want a hamster for christmas!
Me: You stupid fag, go shove that rat up your ass.

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friction

The feeling when your dick is about to bust something real huge.

Man: *jerks of to lindsay lohan and feels the friction*

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Steve Robert Irwin

He was a legend in pwning crocodiles. He unfortunatly died Sep 4/06 by some fukin stingray, damn that fish.

hey look Steve Robert Irwin caught a crocodile!

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retardation

An act of being retarded.
Proving one that he is retarded, this known as showing (retardation).
An act of handicaped actions.
An act that proves that you are fucked in the head.

Josh was smacking his chest and drooling and acting like he has A.D.D. This proved that he as showing his retardation.

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stingray

bitch of a fish that killed the Steve Robert Irwin :( , I hope their species get extinct.

That stingray stuck his ass pin in Steve Robert Irwin's heart, what a dick.

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kanada

its spelled Canada you stupid dickless fags.
C-A-N-A-D-A

anyone who spells Canada as kanada shud immediatly commit suicide!

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