kanada

its spelled Canada you stupid dickless fags.
C-A-N-A-D-A

anyone who spells Canada as kanada shud immediatly commit suicide!

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speed

distance / time

The amount of distance you travel over how long it takes, (how fast you travel)

My speed increases when im reaching orgasm.

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nigger luck

quoted "Exceptionally good luck, emphasis on undeserved. "

guy 1: WHOA FUCK I WON THE LOTTERY!!!!
guy 2: thats such nigger luck

nigger: gives guy 2 a rotesserie split for saying nigger

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possesion

The Process of which an individual is cursed or possessed with a demonic entity.

The demon took possesion of Emily Rose.

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cow

A fatass
An animal that gives milk from its 6 tits.
A God for the hindus.
The first thing that would pop in your head when your pregnant wife asks you, "How do I look".
An cow that gets mad cow disease, it goes retarded and handicaped and its eyeballs out of its sockets.

Pregnant Wife: "Hey Bob how do I look in this new dress"
Bob: "Ya look like a cow!"
Pregnant Wife: I hate you.

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haiti

a place where french niggers like to chill. Haiti is full of welfare.

me: I hate haiti
faggot: why?
me: cuz its full of french niggers.

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morphodite

a word derived from hermaphrodite, describing an individual with both male and female genitals. Usually true for other organisms and extremily rare for humans, but it can be used as an offensive term against an individual.

%Horny Morphodite Eying a Stud%:Ohhhh happy dayzzz!
%Stud Looking back, discustingly%: ...
%Morphodite%: Hey, im HOrny, please stick your dick in my pussy and il stick my dick in your ass!!!
Stud: You fukin fag, just shut the fuck up and go burn in hell!

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