Blanket

Comfy safezone. The monster won’t be able to get you, the murderers won’t be able to find you, and it keeps you nice and warm.

If you ever feel unsafe, just hop under your blanket.

Judge Pooby

The judge who calls you guilty.. till proven innocent

Judge Pooby: Order, order, order!

School bus

The ultimate, risky location to be in. This place reeks of kids who haven’t showered in 2 years, marijuana that has been an issue for the past decade, stinky feet, and hundreds and hundreds of vapes. You’ll try and open the window to try and get all of the stink out, but the crazy bus driver won’t let you despite it being 80 degrees out. You’ll never want to sit at the back, because this is where all of the smell comes from. Additionally, the kids in the back are pretty damn annoying. Just drive to school. If you can’t, then too bad.

I’m pretty damn glad that I missed the school bus, but I’m scared of having to explain all of this to my momma.

my heart is cold

Wise words from a man in Russia..

Vlad:
My heart is cold
(BALLS)
My moves are bold
(BALLS)

Mug

1. To attack someone
2. The face
3. What urban dictionary wants you to buy under every definition
4. Nice cup that is for warm drinks

1. Dude, I just witnessed someone getting mugged at the local bar.
2. I hate my mug.
3. Buy the ‘mug’ mug! -urban dictionary
4. I poured some hot chocolate into my nice mug.

Femtanyl

Greatest fcking music artist known to man

I’m bored af… time to listen to some Femtanyl!

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🧢

What you say when someone is cappin (hence the cap emoji)

Guy 1: I have never sneezed my whole life
Guy 2: 🧢