Laura

A Laura is so breathtakingly gorgeous that you’d crawl across a desert of broken glass just to give her a kiss on the cheek. She has the most amazing smile anyone has ever had the pleasure of seeing. Her eyes are big and bright and leave you spellbound. When she enters a room…EVERY…HEAD…TURNS.

Other women’s intelligence, brilliance, and humor pale in comparison to hers. She is one of the most fascinating and intriguing people you will ever meet…she’ll teach you things you never knew. Laura will help you grow as a person if you let her. If you ever find a Laura treat her well, she can have anyone she wants. If she chose you, you should buy a lottery ticket every day because you are the luckiest guy in the world.

I spilled my drink all over the bar when that Laura walked in the door.