TAF

Meaning: Twiggy Alien Fuck.

When it is socially unacceptable to make fun of your tall skinny co-worker whose creepy as fuck.

Ricky: "TAF I need you to go find the flux capacitor so I can get this machine running."
Matt: " why do you always call me TAF?"
Ricky: "because you're tall as fuck"

Blue Walrus

The female equivalent to blue balls.

Alex you better get on your girl, she's got major Blue Walrus going on. She's frisky as fuck and it's distracting me from my work.