pee puddle

...........Something you don't wanna find under your sheets when you wake up.........

Woman: *yawn*
Woman: *looks at sheets*
Woman: God damn it! I shouldn't of held it!
Woman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Neighbor: SToP C^nT I'm TryNa Sleep!
Woman: ok geez-
Woman: Ew the pee puddle stinks! I should of went to the bathroom.... but it was 3am when the ghost comes around!

jajajajaja

You Spanish PennyWise why are you laughing in spanish

Someone: Hey look at this funny sub reddit meme!
another guy: JAJAJAJAJA
Someone: Bruh your not mexican your freaking Italian-

Racecar

It's something that you can ride in for fun, and most importantly, you can never say it backwards.

Dude 1: Heyo mom bought me a new racecar for the 7 mile test!
Dude 2: Sweet bro! Wanna know a fun fact?
Dude 1: DUH! What does yo baby face gotta say?
Dude 2: You can't say racecar backwards.
Dude 1: BRUH you can! Racecar backwards is racecar-
Dude 2: B R U H

Dude 2: Told you lol . Sometimes brains are better than muscles bitc-

bubbly bussing

It means something is WAY BETTER than good, ok, excellent, awesome,bussing,or an anime chick (if your a goddamn simp), or used to describe a hot babe.

(ex:) Haden: DaMn
Audriana: What?
Haden: This season of MHA is BuBbLy BuSsInG! Especially how sMeXy Setsuna looks~
Audriana: Haden, remember we are together and you have over 15 anime waifu body pillows.
Haden: But she so bubbly bussing HaWt
Audriana: Another step to ending our relationship.