Melt

A 'Melt' is a term used to describe someone who is often clumsy, or silly. A 'melt' is a special kind of 'doofus' (but not completely stupid, as that would be rather mean).

Ryan: Eshara, what number are you on now?
Eshara: You don't have my number saved? Gosh, Ryan, you are such a melt.
Ryan: What does that mean?
Eshara: It means you are a special kind of doofus.

Ryan: Oh I see. You are so wise Eshara.

Penguin Mate

A 'Penguin Mate' is a term used to describe someone who you plan to spend the rest of your life with. Penguins mate for life, and once they find the right partner they never leave them.

Eshara: William, you are my Penguin Mate.
William: What does that mean?
Eshara: It's what you call your soulmate, because penguins mate for life.