Pitch-off

is performed when a man ejaculates into his hand and pitches directly into the face of a woman. It is especially satisfying if the woman is completely caught off guard by the throw. Also called Around the Horn.

My girlfriend and I got into a terrible fight. She said I didn’t surprise her anymore. I felt bad and treated her to a pitch-off. She did not seem to understand my gift. So I hit her in the face.

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grelliam

A ship from the black butler fandom that includes Grell sutcliff and William T spears.

Oh my gosh I ship Grelliam so much